DALEKS WIN CONTRACT!
It's Vaccinate or Exterminate say Government
From 11th November it will become mandatory for all English Citizens over 50 to have had the COVID Jab or face extermination.
The Goverment are facing mounting criticism though, over what many Human Rights Namby Pamby types consider to be a draconian measure. There are also calls amongst the populace for their to be a review in the awarding of the contract to vaccinate or exterminate to the Daleks.
The daleks won the contract from a long list of bidders that included fellow Doctor Who adversaries the Cyber-Men and the Orcs, the brutal warriors from Middle Earth.
However it has since come to Soggy Marrow’s attention that serious questions need to be asked of the Propaganda and Vaccination Minister Micheal Gove-BBels and his relationship with the Newly appointed leader of the Daleks, Stavros.
It’s been alleged that Stavros’s daughter Dasha, has recently got engaged to the Propaganda’s ministers son Tarquin, and that this relationship was a major influence in the awarding of the contract to the Daleks.
The cabinet Office have stated that Michael Gove-BBels was not involved in negotiations with Stavros.
Stavros, who also owns a string of Kebab Restuarants, known as Abra-Kebab-Ra accross the Midlands and Home Counties, is also adament that everything is above board.
“ Its all kosher innit mate” quoted Stavros after we put the allegations to him.
There are major calls now for a major review to be held, in the awarding of Government Contracts in PPE, Testing and even the Vaccinations themselves.
COVID is certainly the gravy train that keeps on giving.
Coming up in the next issue:
- “No reason to panic buy Bog Roll” says Minister after Andrex state they are getting a bit on the short side……